Wild Living Sales Skit

Hi hun, it’s soooo great to see you. It’s been way too long! You look amazing. Seriously. I’m not just blowing sunshine up your ass. I remember what it was like to be a new mom. I barely had the energy to get up and shower. But you brushed your hair and everything. I’m impressed. I mean, the baby weight takes a while to come off, but I have this awesome personal trainer who will work you to the bone. I never want to do another burpee again, but it was worth it back when I needed it.

Anyway, I know we’re all super busy and I have a spin class I need to get to in just a bit anyway, but I’m so glad you made time for this.

You know, ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been thinking a lot not just about the importance of physical hygiene—I mean, that’s pretty obvious, right?—but also mental, emotional, and spiritual hygiene.

You’ve seen me post on my IG about these magical aura sprays. Yeah, they’re all over my house. I don’t even need to sell this shit; the results speak for themselves. Like, you can just feel your chakras being cleansed. They’re made from pure wildcrafted organic ingredients. This one is lavender. Soooo calming but so uplifting. Makes me feel like I’m in Provence.

Anyway, I can send you some samples so you can experience it for yourself. I know money’s been tight for you, but that’s why I wanted to talk. Have you ever thought about finding a way to earn part-time income to supplement what you’re already doing? I mean, being your own boss is the ultimate dream, right? I’m basically living that right now.

OK, I don’t want to bore you with all the details. Just know this is a fantastic opportunity, and I’m speaking from firsthand experience. Joining Wild Living and working for myself has completely changed my life.

I hate to brag but you probably saw that I remodeled my house last month and went on three all-expenses-paid trips in the last season. That’s all because of Wild Living. Look, when you’re sharing your wealth of resources and experiences on social media, haters gonna hate, trolls are gonna come out of the woodwork, but if you can’t be real and vulnerable on your own IG feed, where can you be? Am I right?

Honestly, I’ve heard all the criticism and it doesn’t faze me at all. People might say I’m a privileged bitch or it’s all a pyramid scheme, but I worked my butt off, and at the end of the day, material things literally don’t even matter to me…although I’d be lying if I didn’t admit they were the cherry on top, you know what I mean?

Honestly, what’s made the hugest impact of all is the fact that I’m part of this network. No, not a network. It’s a real community. Of the most dedicated, amazing, paradigm-shifting women I’ve ever met—and no, they’re not Oprah or anything, they’re just regular women living their best lives and supporting each other through some crazy shit: cancer, death, bankruptcy, you name it. They’ve been through the wringer, but they’re still showing up with smiles on their faces, changing lives.

I just…I can’t even tell you, after my divorce, I was such a wreck. Remember how I barely posted on social media? Well, those women were there for me—they were the ones who helped me pick up the pieces and start over. When people talk about multilevel marketing scams, they don’t even know. They have no idea. I have never felt so uplifted, so seen and known. Wild Living gave me the confidence and strength to rise into my potential, to be the person I’m meant to be!

And I want that for you! I want that for every woman out there. I mean, if I could just wave a magic wand and give people what I have, I would. That’s how much I want to see women really come into their own.

Oh shoot, I gotta run—my nanny just got here—but I’ll send you the details in a little bit. It’s all super easy and transparent—you can look it all over and let me know if you have any questions. But seriously, I know this is going to change your life. I can just feel it!

I’m Nirmala Nataraj, a New York–based writer, editor, book midwife, theater artist, and mythmaker.

As someone who has woven in and out of a number of different word realms—nonprofit communications, advertising, theatre, publishing, and community arts, to name a few—I know that liberation is possible through the stories we choose to tell. As a first-generation South Asian American, I myself exist in the liminal spaces between cultures, art forms, and languages—and it is this multiplicity of narratives that informs my personal and professional approach.

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